Happy New Year
December 28, 2006 · Print This Article
This ones not on Brian, but we have to delay the show again. There has been snag on the production side, this should be fixed by the start of the new year. Rather than keep you guys in the dark, I feel it’s important to let you know when there’ll be a new show. Feel free to leave abusive comments or even better call the voicemail and let us know how pissed off you are. We will be working hard to make sure this never happens again and as always thanks for taking the time to listen.
Total Bullshit.
I’m making the PERMANENT move to a little podcast known as TOURGASM. See ya in hell.
I believe he also has the wildly popular “Danecast”. Yep, ahem.
“We will be working hard to make sure this never happens again”
I am going to quote you on that!
Before I go I’ll tell a holiday bathroom story. BMO’s recently rant reminded of this tale that happened to me several years ago. I was playing golf and had been enjoying the “19th” hole somewhere 2 pitchers into the 19th hole I decided I really needed to spring a leak. I ventured into the men’s room and started to void when I was startled by the door to one of the stall’s being thrown open following by a MANIACAL scream/laughter like the joker from Batman. Then I heard, “OH MY GOD”. I’m trying to keep my head down and focus on the urinal cake. The next thing I know I feel TWO hands on both of my shoulders. Now complete terror sets in as I’m literally getting pulled downward. I’m a fairly tall dude. I end up seeing a woman face to face with me now. She starts SCREAMING INTO MY FACE…”holy shit I thought this was the ladies room…I’m so DRUNK….OH MY GOD”. I didn’t know what to say, so totall deadpan I mutter, “yeah hilarious”. Meanwhile I’m flailing trying to focus the stream and she’s got her head up over my shoulder with a front row seat. I felt like a rodeo bull I was kind of trying to shake her off while focusing on still peeing. Seriously one of the most surreal and uncomfortable moments of my life. So the terror ends and I walk out and she follows me and then ANNOUNCES super loud to the room that she just peed in the men’s room and that she got to watch me pee as well.
Since we’re not getting any entertainment from BMO we gotta make our own…here’s a youtube link that’s a clip of David Cross getting on stage at some lame Jim Belushi concert and dancing and ultimately getting kicking off by Jim himself. Golden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PH3GVj104
If it’s any consolation, the show will be worth the wait. Great interview with internationally touring headliner Danny Villalpondo. He tells some fantastic stories including bombing on a criuse ship, changing your act after a decade, and pizza parlor parting gifts.
” “We will be working hard to make sure this never happens againâ€
I am going to quote you on that! ”
I MUST NOT DOWNLOAD SO MUCH PORN THAT A BLOW OUT MY BANDWIDTH
I MUST NOT DOWNLOAD SO MUCH PORN THAT A BLOW OUT MY BANDWIDTH
I MUST NOT DOWNLOAD SO MUCH PORN THAT A BLOW OUT MY BANDWIDTH
Snappy it’ll never happen again I have a whole hard drive full of porn now. Yes thats right I blew out my bandwidth for the month so I’m unable to start work on the show. I’ll be back up to speed Jan 1 2007, even if Bmo is hung over there will be a show(maybe just the intro and outro music, but a show all the same).
LOL, That’s alright it happens to us all. Porn is a big part of my life also.
You know it’s hard to jerk off to not porn. But, if it does happen again, I’ll still love you guys.
Saintmoz, you’re just a squirrell trying to get a nut!
LMAO
Brian,
Got to hear the clip about your church exsperience passing the question plate!