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Don’t forget the classic “Look, we got a funny man in the audience. You think you can do this? Why not come up here and prove it?”
Here’s one I thought was brilliant when I wrote it, but when I had the opportunity to break it out, the audience disagreed:
“Look, you’ve got this whole comedy show thing backwards. MY job is to talk, YOUR job is to humor me.”
[cue silence]
Maybe they didn’t have jobs, and we’re in the mood to hear about one that doesn’t pay them. Peoria ain’t doing so hot right now, after all.
In fairness, I had a guy talking so loudly on his mobile phone at a gig last week that I couldn’t hear my act. So I called him on it. Just stopped dead in the middle of a bit.
“Hey… Hey mate… OI, YOU, THE FAT CUNT (Yeh, I dropped the C bomb) ON THE PHONE. Yes, you, the obnoxious bastard. These people paid to hear me talk about my shit, not some obnoxious prick talking to his dealer about getting another hit for his fat crack whore of a wife. Now sit down and shut up or get the fuck out.”
He, umm, didn’t react too well and had to be dragged out by the bouncers.
Not the most professional way of dealing with him, I know, but just… what a dick.
Happy Easter y’all…
I’m a bit of an agnostic… but I like chocolate…
–D
So when we celebrate the death of Jesus is it a holy day or a holey day?
“Good Friday” is the death sceen… “Easter” is the second act…
—D