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FIRST POST!
Dear God. I have swine flu. And not like those douchebag hypochondriacs who claim they have it, I have it for real. I don’t care what my doctor says.
Seriously though, how horrible are the hacky swine flu jokes gonna be? I can’t wait!
I heard the first one today… they said pigs would fly when a black man was president… and now 100 days after the inaugriation you have swine flu…
— Dennis repeating what he heard
We had a case of it at a middle school near my house, so they closed all the schools in town and scrubbed them down. But my coworker’s kids go to that school, and she said that they’re just going to hang out at the mall all day, where kids are more likely to spread disease than at school.
Went to open mic night in Miami and all but one had swine flu jokes. I think more people have bad swine flu jokeitis than swine flu. And its more deadly. It killed my laughter and I’m sure an angel lost his wings.
I’m watching the Kentucky Derby hype. Does anyone else get aroused at the term “sloppy track”? Just me…
I get a sloppy track after most taco bell visits.
I love the show and posts. its a wondefull way to avoid work. Much better than my ussual ways of staring out the window and sticking pencils up my nose. My clients love me.